And now introducing....
The Polygonal Lasso Cowboy!
Yes, this really is what I imagine every single time open up photoshop and see this oddly shaped tool.
And yes, it's loosely based on John Wayne.
Next up is......
The Photoshop Magician!
Conjuring up a literal feather with the help of a Mac shortcut incantation....because we all wish Photoshop shortcuts worked in real life, right?